Incident 001: The Great Lobby Fiasco of 2023

A catastrophic event that shook the very foundations of our beloved lobby.

The incident occurred on 2023-02-27, at precisely 14:30:00, when our lobby's fire suppression system inexplicably deployed, covering the entire area in a thick layer of foam.

The resulting chaos was likened to a war zone, with patrons and employees alike scurrying about like frightened rodents in a maze.

Our fearless leader, Lobby Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has assured us that measures are being taken to prevent such a debacle from occurring again.